You’ve really been asleep for a while huh? Dreaming away, drifting in REM for untold billions of years. Must be kinda pleasant, hell I wouldnt mind that. Except I can tell, this isnt a fun dream. It’s a nightmare. So many horrors, so much tragedy, all the time. It’s a miracle your mind is even capable of conjuring up such hellish visions. 

So on behalf of all humanity, I humbly suggest one thing.

Wake up Yog zothoth!

You’ve overslept, when you get up your gonna be all groggy in the morning. It’s probably time to tend to your plants or whatever the hell an eldtrich god has going on. 

Yogzo, I have to commend the sheer creativity and capacity of your subconscious. You truly have a rich internal world. But yknow, you have responsibilities to get tol probably. Don’t say “oh just 5 more minutes”. No, really you should wake up now.

Please, just wake up yogzothoth. This isn’t a bit. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up.